Now everybody loves getting free samples of anything and I for one especially love trying samples of ice cream/sorbet/gelato. I also love giving out samples of ice cream and sorbet, which I did plenty of recently when working the Scream Sorbet booth at the Sunnyvale Farmer's Market in Northern California. However, every once in awhile someone takes advantage and becomes a sample abuser. Don't be this person! Larry David will rant at you and it won't be pretty!